The *Big* List Of Funny Car Names

Accord -Axles Crack, Coolant Overflows, Radiator Drips
ACURA -A Car Under Recall Action
ACURA -Always Cursing Untimely Repair Appointments
ACURA -Automobile Causes Ugly Road Accidents
ACURA -Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
ACURA -Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym? he he
ACURA -Another Contemptable Use of Recycled Aluminum
ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
ACURA -Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
AMC -All Makes Combined
AMC -A Major Cost
AMC -A Mutated Car
AMC -A Morons Car
AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented
AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW -Beastly Monsterous Wonder
BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW -Barely Moving Wreck
BMW -Big Money Waste
BMW -Big Money. Why?
BMW -Big Money Works
BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy
BMW -Bought My Wife
BMW -Break My Windows
BMW -Break My Windshield
BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches
BMW -Bring Many Wrenches
BMW -Brings Me Women
BMW -Brings More Women
BMW - Broken Money Waster
BMW -Broke My Wallet
BMW -Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW -Brutal Money Waster
BMW -Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW - Blastphemous Motorized Wreck
BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
BUICK -Big Ugly Immitation Chrome King
BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed
CAMARO -Crappy American Machine Always Requires Oil
CAMARO -Crapped Another Motor, Another Rear Obliterated
CAMARO -Calling All Mechanics - Another Required Overhaul
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET -Crackd Heads Every Valve Ratlles Oil Lost Engine Totaled
CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET -Cheap Hazardous Expensive Vehicle Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
CHRYSLER -Can't He Repair Your Slow Leaky Expensive Rustbucket?
DEUSENBERG -Doesn't Everyone Understand Straight Engines Never Burn Experimental Racing Gas
DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East
DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
DODGE -Dead On Delivery Gasoline Eater
DODGE -Designers Occasionally Do Good Engineering
DODGE -Dorky Outside - Damn Good Engines
DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings
EAGLE TALON -Engine Always Gives Low Elapsed Times, And Lives on Nitrous
ECLIPSE -Eagle's Cousin Likes Intercooler Pressure Supplied
EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel
FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns
FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology
FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FIAT -Fits In A Thimble
FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
FIAT -Flats In All Tires
FIAT -Found In A Trench
FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung
FORD -Fails On Rainy Days
FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog
FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door
FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD -Fantastically Orgas