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For all you TEXANS! :p

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do
its own, entitled "Survivor-Texas Style".

The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San
Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to
Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally back to
Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads:

"I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks,

Hillary for Pres in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

The first one that makes i! t back to Dallas alive, wins.
 

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can your posts get any worse today?

wake me up when you think you might out-do yourself.
:boring: :D
 

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s0yb0mb said:
can your posts get any worse today?

wake me up when you think you might out-do yourself.
:boring: :D
if that would of been said from a credible source, i might have taken that seriously.

now go back to playing with your feces, you smelly cunt :lol:
 

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you want survivor???????

Ok.... "SURVIVOR..... Nevada County."

- Where 14 young people get painted so that they appear to be black and then are told to walk around in Nevada County for awhile. The last one standing alive (the one that doesn't get shot by a drunk redneck) wins a million bucks.
 

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That's childsplay. Drop three white guys off in East St. Louis at midnight. Hell, I'll even allow them to each pack a nine.

IS300included said:
you want survivor???????

Ok.... "SURVIVOR..... Nevada County."

- Where 14 young people get painted so that they appear to be black and then are told to walk around in Nevada County for awhile. The last one standing alive (the one that doesn't get shot by a drunk redneck) wins a million bucks.
 

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Yeah.... but with black guys in Nevada County.... they'll actually fight back.

You put white guys in East St. Loius they're just gonna get shot.... end of story.

:chill:
 
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