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So you want to have butt sex?
So your gf's fergina is too big?
Perhaps you're taking a trip to Europe and want to be prepared?

SophieSleeps can help you out.


Lube, towel, a butt. Optional: Condom, butt plug, heeled shoes
10 minutes foreplay, 5 minutes prep, the rest is up to you

Start with the most obvious. Find a butt to stick your dick in.

You may want to request that the butt take a shit before continuing this tutorial

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Now it's time fer yer dick. Lube lube lube. Start slow. It's easiest when the butt is relaxed. Stupid as that sounds, try and get the butt to relax before sliding in yer dick. Put slight pressure on the purple demon head until it "pops" into the butt.

Hold it there for a while. Let the butt get used to the purple demon. If the butt is on top, let the butt decide when it's ok to start thrusting it in and out. Hopefully in a bit of time you'll be cleared to pound away.

Go slow. Periodically add more lube. It should be on the verge of drippy if it's the butt's first time.

Now go have fun.
SophieSleeps fer president 2008
 

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Podiatrist
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JaysonMFK said:
yeah, WAY too much time on your hands... I think you need to pick up another hobby lol
Laugh now but at some point you're gonna be doing a serch for this thread cause you'll need the info.

No plans on going to europe?
 

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Can I make a request?
Can we make this a sticky?
 

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SophieSleeps said:
Can we make this a sticky?
it's only sticky in ur hands bro. ;)
 

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thats great butt I dont think most of us here like bangin dudes mmmk :suspiciou
 

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The funny thing is that I know most of you (those that function in the 3D world) at some point will be doing a search for this thread...maybe when yer woman feels like a brown paper bag...when shit just gets boring or if you meet some swedish chick.

This is one of those threads that will never die. NEVAR!
 
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