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This method requires some conditions be met prior to the date. To accomplish this you may need to go to home depot or to bed bath and beyond to attempt this.

Disclaimer: Absolutely no fat birds. Please use this procedure on FIT birds only. I do not claim responsibility for injuries sustained during fat people nooky.


And so the method begins:

1. Before going out, turn your AC unit on to a ridiculously cold temperature. I mean, really freeze those nuts off. If you live in a cold area, open the windows or something. You want this room cold as sh*t.

2. Clean up your room. This is essential.

3. Place CLEAN AND NEAT yet larger objects on areas that are undesirable to nooky on... You want to make these areas un-sittable. Here are some examples: Place a backpack or a jacket on a chair. Put FOLDED laundry on the futon or couch if you have on in your room.

4. Invite the girl up to your room (I can't help with this one. It request a little bit of finesse and charm. That kind of stuff you can't teach)

5. As she walks in, find an excuse to leave for a second.

6. You'll find that when you return, the girl will be on your bed or in your bed...provided it is well made, fluffy (lots of pillows) and smells good (use snuggles. I do).

7. The more outgoing girls will be so cold they may want to slide under the covers for warmth.

8. You may want to keep a semi-warm blanket on the bed for the shy girls....(preferably one that is nitted so it has holes for air to pass through and make her cold). Nevertheless, you've still got her on your bed right?

9. When you return, the rest is up to you. I've gotten the girl on the bed or in the bed for you. If you can't take it from here, you're a sure loss and you might as well go for I dunno Doug or Geoff or something. Maybe antonio.[/b]
 

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i heard that girls really go for the "chinese delivery boy" look. you should add dressing up in uniform of such to the list after stepping out of the room, girls like a guy in uniform

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This method requires some conditions be met prior to the date. To accomplish this you may need to go to home depot or to bed bath and beyond to attempt this.

Disclaimer: Absolutely no fat birds. Please use this procedure on FIT birds only. I do not claim responsibility for injuries sustained during fat people nooky.


And so the method begins:

1. Before going out, turn your AC unit on to a ridiculously cold temperature. I mean, really freeze those nuts off. If you live in a cold area, open the windows or something. You want this room cold as sh*t.

2. Clean up your room. This is essential.

3. Place CLEAN AND NEAT yet larger objects on areas that are undesirable to nooky on... You want to make these areas un-sittable. Here are some examples: Place a backpack or a jacket on a chair. Put FOLDED laundry on the futon or couch if you have on in your room.

4. Invite the girl up to your room (I can't help with this one. It request a little bit of finesse and charm. That kind of stuff you can't teach)

5. As she walks in, find an excuse to leave for a second.

6. You'll find that when you return, the girl will be on your bed or in your bed...provided it is well made, fluffy (lots of pillows) and smells good (use snuggles. I do).

7. The more outgoing girls will be so cold they may want to slide under the covers for warmth.

8. You may want to keep a semi-warm blanket on the bed for the shy girls....(preferably one that is nitted so it has holes for air to pass through and make her cold). Nevertheless, you've still got her on your bed right?

9. When you return, the rest is up to you. I've gotten the girl on the bed or in the bed for you. If you can't take it from here, you're a sure loss and you might as well go for I dunno Doug or Geoff or something. Maybe antonio.[/b]
can you make me some cool furniture?
 

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paul's ggp said:
can you make me some cool furniture?
Sure, what you want bitch?
 

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is what I want to read when I come to the PL. Lately these topics on religion, politics or the doom of the world are just too tiring. Good job.
 

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How many girls would you say you've shaged using thie method?
I can't disclose that. My numbers would be somewhere between average and dirty priest.
 

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Good show Sophie! Its nice to see someone that takes pride in their work.






Lexus_Rex said:
just hope you dont look like soy or she will leave

^--This shit cracks me up everytime I see it.
 

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azure_sea said:
SophieSleeps said:
paul's ggp said:
can you make me some cool furniture?
Sure, what you want bitch?
here's the one my husband is finishing up:

http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/janda_janda23/vwp?.dir=/My+Photos/furniture&.src=ph&.dnm=credenza1.jpg&.view=t&.done=http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/janda_janda23/lst?&.dir=/My+Photos/furniture&.src=ph&.view=t


It's going to hold our TV, game consoles, etc....
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Your husband does some good "wood work" :wink:

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A agree, that's some pretty carpentry there...



Anyone have any poontang tips to offer? Azure, what do you think of my technique?
 

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azure_sea said:
SophieSleeps said:
paul's ggp said:
can you make me some cool furniture?
Sure, what you want bitch?
here's the one my husband is finishing up:

http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/janda_janda23/vwp?.dir=/My+Photos/furniture&.src=ph&.dnm=credenza1.jpg&.view=t&.done=http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/janda_janda23/lst?&.dir=/My+Photos/furniture&.src=ph&.view=t


It's going to hold our TV, game consoles, etc....
Not bad at all. I wish I could build furniture like that, would save me a ton. Nice.
 
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