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Went out to the lobby at work to pick up the chinese delivery. I asked the dude to bring a lot of menu's for us cause we always lose them.

I paid, he leaves.
I pick up the bag and i pick up the menu's in my other hand and begin walking back inside.

WHITE lady stops me and says "Hey, you mind if I grab one of those menu's?"

She doesn't say it as if I were white, she said if I had never spoken a word of ENGRISH in my life.

I didn't realize at that point that she had me confused. I thought she just wanted a menu. So I gave her one.

"Are you located in the area? She asked

WTF?? (thinking to myself...nuh uh this didn't just happen)
DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CHINESE DELIVERY BOY TO YOU?

I just walked away, flashed my security badge and walked through 2 secure doors....

Ya, chinese delivery gots the security hookup in this place.

BEOOOTCH. :pissed:
 

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Whats the big deal? Your Asian, carrying an armload of takeout...I probably would have done the same thing. She proably just wanted some Moo Shoo.
 

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Whats the big deal? Your Asian, carrying an armload of takeout...I probably would have done the same thing. She proably just wanted some Moo Shoo.
I wasn't even wearing shoes...
It's like 20 degrees out. I'm in a T-shirt.

And why is General **** chicken always the same even if it's General Tso's, General Gao's, General Tsang's....

WTF. Chinese people suck.
Next time I order, I'm ordering General Powell's chicken. Maybe I'll get KFC.
 

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Next time I order, I'm ordering General Powell's chicken. Maybe I'll get KFC.
:lol: :lol: Good one!
 

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And all this time I thought he was black. Shit. That made the story funny until he said he was asian.
 

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SophieSleeps said:
Ya, chinese delivery gots the security hookup in this place.

BEOOOTCH. :pissed:
same thing happened to me when i worked @ 1240 B'way... I picked up my delivery from the dude in thelobby, scan thru security and the guy working the security checkpoint hollers after me... but he does this "Hey!" that starts off mad and full of athority, and drawls out to a "...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!" like he's my bud while the rest of security cracks up...

Just last week someone told me they thought i was italian. I'm the muttiest mutt ever, nobody knows what the hell i am :lol:
 

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I think i've found my calling.
 

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I used to deliver Chinese food, and I got the opposite. I would walk into the CDC with Chinese food, and they would let me in through the security doors.

Actually, most people were like "WTF? you don't look Chinese??" :lol:
 

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SophieSleeps said:
WTF?? (thinking to myself...nuh uh this didn't just happen)
DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CHINESE DELIVERY BOY TO YOU?
translation: thank you, you have honored my ancestors w/this mu shu purchase.
 

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SophieSleeps said:
Went out to the lobby at work to pick up the chinese delivery. I asked the dude to bring a lot of menu's for us cause we always lose them.

I paid, he leaves.
I pick up the bag and i pick up the menu's in my other hand and begin walking back inside.

WHITE lady stops me and says "Hey, you mind if I grab one of those menu's?"

She doesn't say it as if I were white, she said if I had never spoken a word of ENGRISH in my life.

I didn't realize at that point that she had me confused. I thought she just wanted a menu. So I gave her one.

"Are you located in the area? She asked

WTF?? (thinking to myself...nuh uh this didn't just happen)
DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CHINESE DELIVERY BOY TO YOU?

I just walked away, flashed my security badge and walked through 2 secure doors....

Ya, chinese delivery gots the security hookup in this place.

BEOOOTCH. :pissed:
Kind of confused. What are you? I thought you were white. *shrug*
 

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JCE10 said:
SophieSleeps said:
Went out to the lobby at work to pick up the chinese delivery. I asked the dude to bring a lot of menu's for us cause we always lose them.

I paid, he leaves.
I pick up the bag and i pick up the menu's in my other hand and begin walking back inside.

WHITE lady stops me and says "Hey, you mind if I grab one of those menu's?"

She doesn't say it as if I were white, she said if I had never spoken a word of ENGRISH in my life.

I didn't realize at that point that she had me confused. I thought she just wanted a menu. So I gave her one.

"Are you located in the area? She asked

WTF?? (thinking to myself...nuh uh this didn't just happen)
DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CHINESE DELIVERY BOY TO YOU?

I just walked away, flashed my security badge and walked through 2 secure doors....

Ya, chinese delivery gots the security hookup in this place.

BEOOOTCH. :pissed:
Kind of confused. What are you? I thought you were white. *shrug*
he likes pho! that will give you a clue to what he is. :D
 

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I'm chinese bitch. Got rice?
 
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