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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he
takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps
the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about protection and doing it.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to
buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family
pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time
and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets
his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where
the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows
his head.
A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head
down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious."
The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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That was a nice little chuckle. I sent to everyone in my office.
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