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A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000
and feels really good about the results.

On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before
leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking,
but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm
actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonald's for lunch, and asks the order
taker the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look
about 29". "I am actually 47". This makes him feel really good.

While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same
question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But
hen I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put
my hand down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes, I will
be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one around, the man
thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"



The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."
 

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