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this is what you do. you take the "performance chip", pour a glass of water, put the chip in your mouth, and wash it down with the water. Then, wait 24 hours. Go to the toilet and poop out the chip. Put it in a plastic bag. Then send it to the ebay seller you got it from. Now buy and handgun and shoot yourself. youre welcome
 

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this is what you do. you take the "performance chip", pour a glass of water, put the chip in your mouth, and wash it down with the water. Then, wait 24 hours. Go to the toilet and poop out the chip. Put it in a plastic bag. Then send it to the ebay seller you got it from. Now buy and handgun and shoot yourself. youre welcome
a very hostile man. Performance chips do not do jack for this car. its all BS.
 

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this is what you do. you take the "performance chip", pour a glass of water, put the chip in your mouth, and wash it down with the water. Then, wait 24 hours. Go to the toilet and poop out the chip. Put it in a plastic bag. Then send it to the ebay seller you got it from. Now buy and handgun and shoot yourself. youre welcome
X10000000000000000 couldn't say it any better :cool:

save your money an do it right

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :)
 

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c'mon guys, they do something! the technically alter the signals to the ecu.

They are just shit for what they are trying to accomplish and are advertised to do.



And yes, be sure not to take a performance chip on an empty stomach or with milk as adverse side effects may occur. If a rash occurs contact your doctor. Side effects include irritability, foaming of the mouth, a genuine shit car, and neon underbody lights.
 

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don't forget about the imputence... ED can be a serious downer.

I can't believe Ebay "performance" chips are still floating around.
 

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wow
let me say something partially educated

do not install the chip, its not worth the risk of screwing ur wiring to add no power to your car

(it was hard not to laugh)
 

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this is what you do. you take the "performance chip", pour a glass of water, put the chip in your mouth, and wash it down with the water. Then, wait 24 hours. Go to the toilet and poop out the chip. Put it in a plastic bag. Then send it to the ebay seller you got it from. Now buy and handgun and shoot yourself. youre welcome
That does sound about right... + rep hahaha.
 
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