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I had to check a washer at the last stud in the head. Couldn't bend over enuff to see it...so i pulled a Tom Cruise. Good thing I did. The washer wasn't seated correctly.




 

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How the HELL do you keep your hands so clean when working on your engine?

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I get black man hands for like 3 days after working on my car.

God damned asians and their silky-smooth, easy to clean skin.

I try Gojo, but no luck. Maybe I should try pearl cream?
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I shoved them up your ass and the pressure in there just pushed all the dirt into my veins...thus skin is clean.
 

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Watcha mean clean... don't u see my dirty ass middle finger!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

doublins said:
How the HELL do you keep your hands so clean when working on your engine?

<comic racism>
I get black man hands for like 3 days after working on my car.

God damned asians and their silky-smooth, easy to clean skin.

I try Gojo, but no luck. Maybe I should try pearl cream?
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SophieSleeps said:
I shoved them up your ass and the pressure in there just pushed all the dirt into my veins...thus skin is clean.
:lol: Well I never!
 

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DSaenzSF said:
am i just retarded or are those rotors on backwards????
Nope. I thought the same thing until I learned they actually are supposed to look stupid like that. check www.rotora.com and you'll see.
 

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is300hottie said:
That car may never be the same again :eek:


:lol: J/K
I gots the magic touch honey.
 

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for those of you that don't know our ".net mission impossible superstar", he named is car after his "member" . apparently sophie was his childhood crush that laughed at him when he asked her out as a teen, and it has obviously scared him for life

can you say psycho?


btw, nice sig hottie :)
 

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IS300GTE said:
for those of you that don't know our ".net mission impossible superstar", he named is car after his "member" . apparently sophie was his childhood crush that laughed at him when he asked her out as a teen, and it has obviously scared him for life

can you say psycho?
She was so mean about it. It was so sad.
 

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sophie, you fingered your car!! and whats worse, is you fit your whole hand in there!!!

your car is a slut!

i am scarred for life now. :eek:
 

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fuct said:
sophie caliper stickers???? ooooooook :-?
they aren't stickers stupid.
 
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