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fart in front of you.........? i've been with my girl for 3.5yrs on and off and never seen her take a dump or fart.......i dont think she does. maybe shes been hiding it.......... :-? did i do something wrong, i guess i dont fart in front of her. maybe if i do she will do it in front of me........i dont want to open up that door in our relationship.
 

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s0yb0mb said:
you mean your fake gal...
Ownage? Yup, looks like it is. :lol:


Yeah my ex-gf did and it was cool with me. After all, girls are human too and it may seem unlady like to some people, but I rather have a girl do that instead of ending up on some "Girls Gone Wild" tape.
 

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No, and I'm glad she doesn't. Nor I do in front of her. It's hard to keep the sparks flying after years and years of being together. Not farting in front of each other goes a long way in helping that.
 

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I've never had a girl that I was dating fart in front of me. They know my pimp hand is strong.
 

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No, and I'm glad she doesn't. Nor I do in front of her. It's hard to keep the sparks flying after years and years of being together. Not farting in front of each other goes a long way in helping that.
Perhaps if you got your fat J-lo ass up and worked out, the sparks would ensue. Then you can fart all day long with no ill effects.
 

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Perhaps if you got your fat J-lo ass up and worked out, the sparks would ensue. Then you can fart all day long with no ill effects.
I'm not fat. I'm not J-lo. The sparks in my relationship are very much present. I still don't want to fart in front of my girlfriend. Looks like you do. That's good. I care.
 

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kinddog said:
webguyIS said:
Perhaps if you got your fat J-lo ass up and worked out, the sparks would ensue. Then you can fart all day long with no ill effects.
I'm not fat. I'm not J-lo. The sparks in my relationship are very much present. I still don't want to fart in front of my girlfriend. Looks like you do. That's good. I care.
Just trying to offer a little motivational support -- don't need ya ending up spontaneously combusting. 8)
 

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i am not alone...haha thats funny i was bored pondering this because of the soup i had for lunch was cramping me up......gas i have gas i thought, then my girl called, i didnt tell her........
 

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my girlfriend laughs like hell when I fart. I do it as often as possible because she laughs her ass off, and in turn makes me laugh :lol: :lol: She hasn't farted in front of me though(7 months) but thats just different. I really wouldn't want to see her crap though :shame: :shame: That would ruin the sacred area that I often place my face :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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my girlfriend laughs like hell when I fart. I do it as often as possible because she laughs her ass off, and in turn makes me laugh :lol: :lol: She hasn't farted in front of me though(7 months) but thats just different. I really wouldn't want to see her crap though :shame: :shame: That would ruin the sacred area that I often place my face :lol: :lol: :lol:
Do you eat ass? Do you salvate at the thought of tonguing her bung? :eek:
 

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O.K. I didn't think too well before I wrote that. I meant the basic fact of seeing her sitting on the toilet taking a growler wouldn't be pleasant, and the place I stick my face isn't her ass :shame: :shame: :shame: I meant her crouch(as she calls it her cookie) I DON'T EAT ASS :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame:
 

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marco grappasonno said:
O.K. I didn't think too well before I wrote that. I meant the basic fact of seeing her sitting on the toilet taking a growler wouldn't be pleasant, and the place I stick my face isn't her ass :shame: :shame: :shame: I meant her crouch(as she calls it her cookie) I DON'T EAT ASS :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame:
SURE you don't... :wink: :wink: :wink:
 

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marco grappasonno said:
O.K. I didn't think too well before I wrote that. I meant the basic fact of seeing her sitting on the toilet taking a growler wouldn't be pleasant, and the place I stick my face isn't her ass :shame: :shame: :shame: I meant her crouch(as she calls it her cookie) I DON'T EAT ASS :shame: :shame: :shame: :shame:

You said you did...
 
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