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Oh man. Well, it's that time of the year again. The time where everyone in your office exposes themselves for the true idiots they are in total drunken fashion. Yes, that's right. It's christmas party time! I will be bringing my camera with me and if all goes well, I should have pictures of midget tossing, the boss puking in the corner, and the CFO banging the receptionist. Shit, I may actually get a hold of some blackmail-worthy material. Nicey nice. Well, you guys will be seeing the freaks I alwasy talk about.

Anyone got any stories from passed Christmas parties with their jobs? C'mon now. Don't be shy. I had beer goggles the first time I went to one. Lukily she was fired from this office before we relocated here.
 

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I would go to the Christmas party, but I'm still I'm still Jenny from the block. Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
 

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kinddog said:
I would go to the Christmas party, but I'm still I'm still Jenny from the block. Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
Why do I keep laughing at this? lol
 

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ltunedgirl said:
Lex Luthor said:
kinddog said:
I would go to the Christmas party, but I'm still I'm still Jenny from the block. Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
Why do I keep laughing at this? lol
you frighten me too :(
Does that make you horny baby? Randy? YEAH BABY! YEAHHHH!!!
 

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at the company Xmas party 2 years ago, a coworker of mine ended up making out with our boss's wife. Right in front of me and some others. It was SCANDALOUS!!!! :eek:
 

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kinddog said:
at the company Xmas party 2 years ago, a coworker of mine ended up making out with our boss's wife. Right in front of me and some others. It was SCANDALOUS!!!! :eek:
quit telling us these lies....you know it was your coworker making out with you :eek:
 

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Last year one of my co-workers got carried off in an ambulance from drinking too much. He's a fat Irish dude- fell face first on to the floor like Chris Farley.
 

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Ours is tomorrow. I decided to not do the "Secret Santa" thing, and got screwed, apparently my name had already been gone, so an e-mail goes out to the whole company naming me and two other people saying "If you have one of these names, please bring it back, they have withdrawn from secret Santa" Great! Thanks! :x
 

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Good rule of thumb is too be a little less drunk than your boss.

I like the camera idea though, you could get some great blackmail.

My 1999 "pre-IPO internet company" Christmas Party ended up partying in the Ritz with the CEO, a bunch of hookers, and some substances I won't speak of here.

Ahhh, the good old days...
 

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I proceeded to take six shots of tequila when I got there and blacked out soon after. Think I told a director that I would like to be involved in more responsibilities in equity research. I basically f ed myself. One down two more parties to go. :chill:
 

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I proceeded to take six shots of tequila when I got there and blacked out soon after. Think I told a director that I would like to be involved in more responsibilities in equity research. I basically f ed myself. One down two more parties to go. :chill:
Good job :p
 
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