So heres my On my way to work SNOW storm rant stories.
So i hop in my 97 Chrysler Town&country 3.6L drag car and get on my way. Shortly after i pull out of my neighborhood i see a Toyota Matrix 00+ off the side of the road blowed into the side of a tree. A rather large sized black woman is sitting in the passenger seat with the door wide open and her head in hands(sobbing) Quote to myself(foking retard). As im passing a couple black guys driving a surburban pass her. They stop in the middle of the road and throw it in reverse to help.
That road is a 4 lane road 35mph simple road with hardly any curves. (foking retard)
I come to the end of that road. I get up behind a CrownVic with two extremely old men driving this car at literally 4 mph. I need to turn right so i have to stay behind him. He stops for what seems to be eternity. Then slowly makes his right hander as if he isnt even hitting the gas. (Quote of myself "You foking geezer get the dayum hell off the foking road")
So he continues and thank god he goes to turn left.
So i continue driving down the hill at 40mph. Im in a minivan what could happen. I come up to street crossings so i slow to about 30-35. Mind you the streets are pretty much covered. Anyway im come upt o a street light. ITS green! Im not slowing down. So here comes this little red cavalier down the street. Theres a guy with a neon orange jacket on the corner of the street that begins to just wave this car on to pull right out in front of me. She just rolled through the stop light on her right hander turn. So i had to somewhat abruptly hit my brakes but the whole time im giving this orange jacket a dirty ass look Like WTF are you thinking.
I proceed to wave my arms at him moving my mouth in the WTF motion. He proceeds to shake his fist and screaming at me. Then waves his arms in the "SLOW DOWN" Motion. Im thinking who the fok is this guy.
Anyways im late for work so i proceed but get stopped at the red light right up ahead. The orange jacket guy apparently isnt finished yet. He walked out in the middle of the road behind my car and began to write down my license plate. (im thinking this guy is foking tard)
I pull off not worried at all.
For one thing im in myt dealer car with a dealer plate. Alls i have to say is someone was test driving the car. And also i wasnt breaking any laws. I was going 5mph below the legal speed and my light was green.
So i called my wife who was being let off early from work to tell her about the story and also to tell her to Run the orange jacket guy over on her way back to the house.
Im sitting at a major intersection waiting on my green light. The opposing side street is 45mph zone. My light turns green, i hesitated because i saw a sliver van speeding down the road. Sure enough he didnt even hit his brakes. Just went blowing through the intersection. It was some old man 50+ on his cell phone. If i werent paying attention im sure he would have just T-boned the crap out of me.
I saw all this with only 1-2 inches of snowfall on 10 minute commute.
The world is breeding idiots.